February 2010
2 posts
January 2010
1 post
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
3 posts
Blink-182 Concert Tickets - Sleep Train... →
YOU’VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
To the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’
He slams the door and returns to bed.
‘Who was that?’ asked his wife.
‘Just some drunk guy asking for a...
Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
If you’ve had one you’ll understand and if you haven’t, your time is coming.
This is from newshound
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis...
July 2009
1 post
Dr. Pepper & Road Rage
Today Alicia and I headed up to the Bay Area on are way to SFO. I’ll admit that I am not familiar with the bay area so this should be no surprise that I may make a mistake and end up in the wrong lane. In order to not miss my turn I had to make a sudden course correction. Once I was in the correct lane I waved apologeticly to the person I had just cut off. The other drive took that as a...
1 tag
June 2009
26 posts
The Goods. Live Hard. Sell Hard. →
New Movie Starring Jeremy Piven. The Restricted Trailer just made me LOL. Coming August 14th. Who’s going to see it?
I want to see this!! MOON a film by Duncan Jones &... →
@ryan_solo:
@nicklockard:
@ryan_solo:
Crap I just gave Brad free Tech support again… I need to start charging that guy.
I specialize in virus removal, computer security, optimizing & networking. nicklockard.com, Free diagnostics
Thanks for the spam now get a real job.
Some how this tool bag though based on my Tweet I would care for some spam…WRONG!
Reign Over Me
If you haven’t seen Reign Over Me with Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle, I recommend you check it out, great movie.
This is what D-Bens needs to do at his house →
(via mikesblogapalooza)
Is it just me or is the audio on this web page unnecessary?
riseaxelblog:
mikesblogapalooza:
...
A Little Faster by There for Tomorrow
Drunk Electrical Engineer
D-Bag: What do you do for a living?
Ryan: I'm a project engineer for a Drywall Subcontractor
D-Bag: (confused blank look on face) What did you get your degree in?
Ryan: Construction Management
D-Bag: You are using the title engineer wrong!
Ryan: Sorry it's my title.
D-Bag: That's why I like Canada , I'm an electrical engineer and in Canada you can only call yourself and engineer if you have a licence.
Ryan: Jackass have another drink and move to Canada AKA cold Mexico.
1 tag
Twitpicalypse
Damn Twitpocalypse has killed Twitterrific on my iPhone. I hear it’s similar to the Y2K bug.
iPhone 3G S
I think it is time to say goodbye to my First Generation iPhone.
macnn/electronista
06/08/2009, 3:05pm, EDT
Monday, June 8th
Apple premieres iPhone 3GS
Presenting at the 2009 WWDC keynote, Apple has announced the iPhone 3GS. Said to use the same exterior design as the 3G, the interior is nevertheless described as “entirely new,” able to load apps two to three times faster, and...
1 tag
WatchThis just made me LOL
rambilations:
riseaxelblog:
rambilations:
@twsackett:
@ryan_solo:
On my way home after another fine day of work.
hey add me dude
desperate much?
Twitter is officially the new Myspace!
P.S. Plz Comment. LoL
LOLZ: F!RST…that’s my comment…P.S. thanks for the add dude!
OMG…That’s my lil bro being to needy again.
What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?
Found this book on Amazon WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD! by: VANESSA FELTZ
WTF… I have nothing?
May 2009
16 posts
Three Wolves Shirt. →
(via garrettzablocki)
This is a great read… And wolves on shirts equal crazy good times.
WatchNew Movie from the creators of Office Space
WatchNew Video from @riseagainst for Hero of War off their album Appeal to Reason
The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story
TuckerMax.com - July 12, 2005
I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer. The same device that cops have been using for 10 years to conduct field sobriety tests is now offered by the Sharper Image for $99. It is the size and shape of a small cell phone with a clear round tube...
This song is a classic!
Can't Wait
@islesglaciers:
How’s everyones Tuesday going? Listening to a rough mix of the final I&G song left to finish ;) did that sentence make sense? Probably not
Cheesy Tweet
@rise_b_axelrod:
I heart home-brewed coffee in the morning. It really is the best part of waking up.
“BREAKING NEWS: Stream GREEN DAY’s 21st Century Breakdown in its entirety!...”
– AltPress
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
Not only was this All Nighter even more fun than last year’s, I think we made better videos too. A sincere thanks to all the guests, the amazing production team that kept this thing humming for twelve hours, and everyone that kept us entertained on the other side of the live webcam. I was still so excited from everything when I got home I had trouble falling asleep.
In...
“Whatever Works looks amazing! I can’t wait to show Joanna the trailer,we...”
– craigeryowens
Tumblarity
I spoke with a doctor today. I told him I was concerned that my tumblarity was only 3. He told me to eat right and exercise for 30 min a day.
